Huge List of Funny Wifi Network Names

Being a scientist, I chose to name my Wifi network Bill Wi the Science Fi I pride myself on having a sense of humor and enjoy science, so this was a natural choice for me. I know I’m not the only one who enjoys a good joke, so I’ve compiled a list of other funny wifi names for your enjoyment (and in case you’re looking for a name for your network.)

Do you have any funny wifi names that aren’t included here? Share them in the comments below!

Star Wars Wifi Names

If you’re a Star Wars fan, here are just a few names that would make a perfect name for your wireless internet.

  • Jar Jar Linksys
  • This is Not the Wifi You Are Looking For
  • May the Wi-Force Be With You
  • Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi

Lord of The Rings Wifi Names

Love Lord of the Rings? So do we! We’ve compiled a list of some of our best Tolkien-inspired names!

  • Winternet is Coming
  • Lord of the Pings
  • You Shall Not Password
  • One Wifi to Rule Them All
  • Bilbo Laggins

Game of Thrones Wifi Names

If your neighbors are Game of Thrones fans, we bet they’ll get a chuckle out of some of these!

  • LANnisters Always Pay Their Debts
  • House of Black and Wifi
  • The LANnisters Send Their Regards
  • The Ping of the North
  • Comcasterly Rock
  • House LANnister

Famous People & Historical Figures

As you’ve noticed, many of our funny wifi names are puns. Historical figures cannot escape this! Enjoy!

  • Theodore Routervelt
  • Franklin Delano Routervelt
  • Alexander Graham Belkin
  • Ludwig WAN Beethoven
  • Abraham Linksys
  • Vladimir Computin
  • Benjamin FrankLAN
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Vladimir Routin
  • Bill Clinternet
  • Winona Router
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • LAN Morrison
  • Linksys Lohan
  • Formerly Known as Prints
  • LAN Halen

Musical Wifi Names

If you’re musically inclined or just appreciate music, here are some puns that will definitely make you laugh!

  • Pretty Fly for a WiFi
  • The LAN Down Under
  • The Wu Tang LAN
  • Cheeses Take the Wheel
  • I Believe Wi Can Fi
  • Everyday I’m Buffering
  • Wi-Fight the Feeling
  • I’m Too Sexy For Wifi
  • Panic At The Cisco
  • Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
  • Ludwig WAN Beethoven
  • LAN Morrison
  • Formerly Known as Prints
  • LAN Halen

Superheroes & Villains

Superheroes and villains alike can be made into a pun that’s perfect for a wireless network!

  • Lord Voldemodem
  • Spiderman’s World Wide Web
  • Go Go Router Rangers

Adult Wifi Names

Many of these names hint at something NSFW. That said, they’re pretty clever!

  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • NSFW
  • Close Your Bathroom Curtains
  • Two Girls One Router
  • Two Girls One CPU

Wifi Names to Raise Suspicion

Want to creep out your neighbors or get them to wonder, “wtf?” These will surely do the trick!

  • FBI Surveillance Van 3
  • Password is Gullible
  • Nigerian Prince
  • Password is Password
  • Unregistered Hypercam 2
  • MothersMaidenName
  • 404 Network Unavailable
  • NSFW
  • The Password is…
  • Searching…
  • Hide Your Wifi
  • FBI Channel 90210

Pop Culture

Pop culture has a place everywhere! Even with your network name!

  • No More Mister Wifi
  • No LAN for the Wicked
  • Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wifi
  • I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
  • I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • RIP Net Neutrality
  • The LAN of the Free
  • Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  • New England Clam Router

Religious Wifi Names

Proclaim your religion or at least jest at it with these names!

  • LAN of Milk and Honey
  • No LAN For The Wicked
  • Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
  • The Promised LAN

Miscellaneous Wifi Names

Still unsure of what to name your network? Try one of these!

  • It Burns When IP
  • No LAN for the Wicked
  • Spread the Wealth
  • Slower than Yo Momma
  • Bandwidth Together
  • I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
  • Full Bars
  • Who What When Where WiFi
  • Nacho Wifi
  • I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • RIP Net Neutrality
  • The LAN of the Free
  • Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  • Huge Tracts of LAN
  • Now You See Me…
  • I’m Too Sexy For Wifi
  • New England Clam Router
  • Where the Wild Pings Are
  • Wi Fi Fo Fum
  • The Silence of the LANs
  • Tell My Wifi Love Her
  • Keep It On The Download
  • Drop Like It’s Hotspot
  • Open Sesame
  • Life on the Line
  • Try Me
  • IP Steady Streams
  • The LAN Before Time
  • Lag Out Loud
  • Where the Wild Pings Are
  • For Whom the Belkin Tolls

What are you going to name your network? Let us know which name is your favorite in the comments below!

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