Being a scientist, I chose to name my Wifi network Bill Wi the Science Fi I pride myself on having a sense of humor and enjoy science, so this was a natural choice for me. I know I’m not the only one who enjoys a good joke, so I’ve compiled a list of other funny wifi names for your enjoyment (and in case you’re looking for a name for your network.)
Do you have any funny wifi names that aren’t included here? Share them in the comments below!
Star Wars Wifi Names
If you’re a Star Wars fan, here are just a few names that would make a perfect name for your wireless internet.
- Jar Jar Linksys
- This is Not the Wifi You Are Looking For
- May the Wi-Force Be With You
- Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
Lord of The Rings Wifi Names
Love Lord of the Rings? So do we! We’ve compiled a list of some of our best Tolkien-inspired names!
- Winternet is Coming
- Lord of the Pings
- You Shall Not Password
- One Wifi to Rule Them All
- Bilbo Laggins
Game of Thrones Wifi Names
If your neighbors are Game of Thrones fans, we bet they’ll get a chuckle out of some of these!
- LANnisters Always Pay Their Debts
- House of Black and Wifi
- The LANnisters Send Their Regards
- The Ping of the North
- Comcasterly Rock
- House LANnister
Famous People & Historical Figures
As you’ve noticed, many of our funny wifi names are puns. Historical figures cannot escape this! Enjoy!
- Theodore Routervelt
- Franklin Delano Routervelt
- Alexander Graham Belkin
- Ludwig WAN Beethoven
- Abraham Linksys
- Vladimir Computin
- Benjamin FrankLAN
- John Wilkes Bluetooth
- Vladimir Routin
- Bill Clinternet
- Winona Router
- Bill Wi the Science Fi
- LAN Morrison
- Linksys Lohan
- Formerly Known as Prints
- LAN Halen
Musical Wifi Names
If you’re musically inclined or just appreciate music, here are some puns that will definitely make you laugh!
- Pretty Fly for a WiFi
- The LAN Down Under
- The Wu Tang LAN
- Cheeses Take the Wheel
- I Believe Wi Can Fi
- Everyday I’m Buffering
- Wi-Fight the Feeling
- I’m Too Sexy For Wifi
- Panic At The Cisco
- Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
- Ludwig WAN Beethoven
- LAN Morrison
- Formerly Known as Prints
- LAN Halen
Superheroes & Villains
Superheroes and villains alike can be made into a pun that’s perfect for a wireless network!
- Lord Voldemodem
- Spiderman’s World Wide Web
- Go Go Router Rangers
Adult Wifi Names
Many of these names hint at something NSFW. That said, they’re pretty clever!
- Girls Gone Wireless
- NSFW
- Close Your Bathroom Curtains
- Two Girls One Router
- Two Girls One CPU
Wifi Names to Raise Suspicion
Want to creep out your neighbors or get them to wonder, “wtf?” These will surely do the trick!
- FBI Surveillance Van 3
- Password is Gullible
- Nigerian Prince
- Password is Password
- AAAAAAAAAA
- Unregistered Hypercam 2
- MothersMaidenName
- 404 Network Unavailable
- NSFW
- The Password is…
- Searching…
- Hide Your Wifi
- FBI Channel 90210
Pop Culture
Pop culture has a place everywhere! Even with your network name!
- No More Mister Wifi
- No LAN for the Wicked
- Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wifi
- I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
- I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
- Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
- RIP Net Neutrality
- The LAN of the Free
- Wifi Art Thou Romeo
- New England Clam Router
Religious Wifi Names
Proclaim your religion or at least jest at it with these names!
- LAN of Milk and Honey
- No LAN For The Wicked
- Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wifi
- The Promised LAN
Miscellaneous Wifi Names
Still unsure of what to name your network? Try one of these!
- It Burns When IP
- No LAN for the Wicked
- Spread the Wealth
- Slower than Yo Momma
- Bandwidth Together
- I’m Not A Witch I’m Your Wifi
- Full Bars
- Who What When Where WiFi
- Nacho Wifi
- I am WAN with the Web and the Web is with Me
- Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
- RIP Net Neutrality
- The LAN of the Free
- Wifi Art Thou Romeo
- Huge Tracts of LAN
- Now You See Me…
- I’m Too Sexy For Wifi
- New England Clam Router
- Where the Wild Pings Are
- Wi Fi Fo Fum
- The Silence of the LANs
- Tell My Wifi Love Her
- Keep It On The Download
- Drop Like It’s Hotspot
- Open Sesame
- Life on the Line
- Try Me
- IP Steady Streams
- The LAN Before Time
- Lag Out Loud
- Where the Wild Pings Are
- For Whom the Belkin Tolls
What are you going to name your network? Let us know which name is your favorite in the comments below!